im too lazy to pick things up when i drop them like pencils, hopes, dreams
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it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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